Ä Area: N-COMEDY ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Msg#: 496 Date: 04-18-94 00:13 From: Rudy Boghina Read: Yes Replied: No To: David Murray Mark: Subj: Redheads... ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ DM=>An attractive redhead stormed into police headquarters and shouted at DM=>......................................... Not bad! Here's the collection of redhead jokes I have: Re: Red-Head jokes ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed? A: A blonde lets you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead lets you leave it when SHE is satisfied. Q: How do you know your redhead have forgiven you? A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl. Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you...wanna marry?" Blonde after sex: "Next!" Redhair after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid." Q: How do you see if a guy on the beach has a redhair as a gf? A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails. Q: Why dont redheads like plastic vibrators? A: Too frail for endurance. Q: What's the difference between a blonde whore and a redhead whore? A: After the blonde, you put antibiotics on your dick; after the redhead, you put antibiotics on the bite marks on your shoulder. Q: How do you know when you have satisfied a redhead? A: She unties you. Q: What is the mating call for a Blonde? A: I'm soooo drunk. Q: What's the mating call for the brunette? A: All the blondes are gone! Q: What's the mating call for the redhead? A: Next.... Red on the head, fire in the hole... ===================================================================== /\!/\ š Rudy Boghina š |* 0 *| INTERNET: rudy.boghina@canrem.com \/|\/ * I'm pink therefore I'm spam. -!- ž RoseReader 2.10į P003789 Entered at [CRS] ž RoseMail 2.10į: NANET: CRS Online, Toronto, ON, (416) 213-6002