-----Original Message-----
From:	Arik Kalininsky [SMTP:arik@array.ca]
Sent:	Monday, August 31, 1998 9:59 AM
To:	Victor  Shimla
Subject:	Enjoy!!! (fwd)

Three old fighter pilots from Vancouver Island were sitting in Tim
Horton's, having a coffee.
The first said, "You know, being old is not so bad.  I just wish I
could have
a good pee.  My old prostate has been acting up for a long time, and I
really
miss getting up early in the morning and having a good, satisfying
whiz."
The second responded, "Well, I'm OK in that regard, but my bowels have
been
acting up.  I really wish I could get up early in the morning and have
a good
satisfying crap to start the day."
The third said, "Well I don't have either of those problems.  Every
morning
at 0630 I have a tremendous pee, a huge satisfying rush.  Then at
0700, 
regular as can be, I have a really good crap." "I just wish I could
wake
up before 0730."