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  Msg#: 147                                          Date: 03-26-94  09:08
  From: Rudy Boghina                                 Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: Paul Pinel                                   Mark:                     
  Subj: Camels....           1/ 3
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PP=> A newly arrived Corporal was spending his seventh day at the foreign
legion
PP=> post, when one of his fellow corpsmen ran by yelling, "They're here!
PP=> They're here!"

     Sorry, but I've heard it. A good one nonetheless.

Objoke:



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Double Flat Cat...................... $ 2.79
Flat Cat Stack....................... $ 4.99
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