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  Msg#: 205             Rec'd                        Date: 05-20-93  22:55
  From: Salim Balolia                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: Marc Scheide                                 Mark:                     
  Subj: SCHOOL JOKES
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
Well I have alot of jokes and I'm the comedian of my school.
So you want to make a file for people to download eh? Tell you what I'll
use your joke (Phantom) and my other jokes and I'll put way lot more
then I'll up'l onto this board. Then you can dn'l and laugh over it
okay?
-> I like that paper airport joke!~

I actually made one during class but it came out weird.
This file will be based on school jokes only. It will take my a month
or so to make atleast 2 meg file. I'll update you with my latest files
so you know what it's like...

HEre a quicky..
Things to do in a study hall - not including studying
1) Begin digging a escape tunnel under your desk.
2) Be a clock watcher. See if you can figure out how long it takes for
the second hand to make one complete revolution. Now do the same for the
first hand.
3) Index all the names carved or written on your desk in a desending
order.
4) Reach from your bottom of your desk and start a chewing gum
collection.
5) Read a comic book and if the teacher says anything tell him/her that
your doing a report on American POP art.
6) REad a skateboard mag and if the teacher says anything tell him/her
that your doing a report on transportation.
7) When you ask to go the the washroom don't tell him which one your
going into. Then go to the one inside the Thunder Mountian  at Canada's
wonderland.
Well marc times running out I'll be back!
Later Cool Mo Dee