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  Msg#: 704                                          Date: 05-01-94  07:37
  From: Cheryl Penner                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM IF
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Owns one record and it's Bolero.

Tells you not to order antipasto because you'll get a salad with the
main course anyways.

Is known to all of his buddies as "RABBIT"

Calls his mother to tell her he'll be home late.

Has a bumper sticker that reads "I did it at Disney World"

Gets an attack of heavy breathing just helping you on with your coat.

Says good conversation is much more important to him than sex.

Spends more than 15 minutes talking about his ex-wife.

Empties the ashtay as soon as you've stubbed your cigarette.

Can't stand your cat.

Chats for 20 minutes on the phone with a buddy while you leaf through
the stack of magazines on his coffee table.

Has a slept-in nightgown hanging behind the bathroom door.

Takes any of the following to bed with him:  his sheepdog, teddy bear,
Sony Walkman with 1 set of earphones, beeper

Thinks Arrid Extra Dry is only for sissies.

Seems oddly reluctant to provide vital statistics like: where he works,
lives or his last name.

Fails to remove his socks.
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