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  Msg#: 705                                          Date: 05-01-94  07:42
  From: Cheryl Penner                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: Don't sleep with him if #
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@SUBJECT:Don't sleep with him if #2                                  N
Can't remember your name or his

Can see you only at lunchtime

Repeatedly refers to women as HOT NUMBERS

Uses an old army blanket as a sheet...and you're not away on a camping
trip

Has the Burt Reynolds centrefold framed, hanging over his bed.

Arrives for your big dinner date with a pepperone pizza and a gallon of
cheap wine.

Asks, as you walk into the restaurant "How are you fixed for cash"

Shows up with a cigar box full of grass and insists your roommate stick
around.

Has been in analysis for more than 10 years

Has voodoo charms or rabbit's feel dangling from the rear-view mirror.

Talks a lot about how much he needs his space.

Wears brand new jeans and plastic cowboy boots.

Folts all his clothes neatly before tumbling you into bed.

Has a tan line on his ring finger

Promises to get you the job, part or apartment.

Is working toward his 3rd degree but still doesn't have a job.

Keeps a vial of breath spray tucked in his boxer shorts.

Discusses the merits of Roach Motel versus Raid.
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