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  Msg#: 131                                          Date: 06-30-93  15:36
  From: Sandy Illes                                  Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: SYS-TAGS.TXT
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 Q: how many sysops does it take to screw in a light bulb.
 A: None. They cant get enough donations.

... "I'm not a sysop; I just play one on the echoes."
... ))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP (((((
... *NEWS FLASH*  Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree.
... - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
... <SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS>   @#%^#& NO CARRIER
... 4 out of 5 SysOps prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza
... A fool and his money are SysOp material.
... A fool and his money soon become a sysop!
... A SysOp's Mind is a terrible thing to waste.
... All sysops are not user friendly!
... Bad or missing Sysop, free files in all areas.
... BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you SysOp access!
... Become a sysop and never see the world!!!
... Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with my life.
... Blondes AND women AND nurses can be sysops, too!
... Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?
... Define sysop = God Reality = Null
... Do your good deed for the day, Bribe a sysop. ;)
... Does a sysop have to call himself to read his mail?
... Dyslexic Sysop.  Indigenous to ainrofilaC.
... ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas.
... Error finding COLDBEER.CAN  Sysop not loaded!
... Fatal Database Error #10070: Sysop late for work
... FATAL ERROR - SYSOP BANKRUPT
... Fatal error in LIFE.SYS: Deleting sysop.
... For sincere personal advice, page your sysop at 3 A.M.
... FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
... From the Sysop's dirty mind...err, desk.
... Funny how no sysops have complained over the "extra expense".
... Get back at your enemies, make'em a sysop!
... Guts:  Putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter.
... Happiness is Being A SysOp...
... Have you hugged your Sysop today?
... Hubing: More fun than being a sysop
... I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.
... I shot the Moderator, but I did not shoot the Sysop
... I shot the Sysop, but I should have shot the Moderator.
... I used to have a life, then I became a sysop.
... If All Else Fails... BLAME THE SYSOP!!!!
... If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
... If Sysop doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt.
... if(sysop != here) crash(system);
... Irk your SYSOP: Use TLX & select the BIGGEST quote box
... Join the plot! Burn a Sysop today!!!!!!!!!!
... Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame sysop
... Netmail doesn't exist; the Sysop types all this in!
... Never argue with a dragon. or a sysop.
... Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp
... Never ask a sysop to say "When."
... None of you exist. The sysop types it all in.
... Nothing in policy implies that Godhood is a SysOp requirement!
... Nothing in policy implies that sanity is a SysOp requirement!
... OUR sysop lets us say XXXXCENSOREDXXXX
... Page your sysop at 3am and learn new words...
... Page your sysop at 3am for Free Prizes!
... Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop.
... Please return sysop to original upright position.
... Please Mr. Sysop...I want some more...
... Please Mr. Sysop, may I have another?
... Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS...
... Press Alt-H for a special message from the SysOp.
... SLEEP? I'm a SYSOP!
... Sysop (sihs' op) n.: The person laughing at your typing.
... Sysop - Guy who likes watching others use his computer.
... SysOp : Person with a parity error between the ears.
... SysOp missing, notify computer.
... SysOp not found!  Please notify computer ....
... Sysop requesting chat.  Press Alt-H for chat mode.
... SYSOP stands for Sent Your Spouse Obscene Pictures
... SysOp would like to Chat.... Press ALT-H to chat.
... Sysop's have more fun than ##%@<NO CARRIER>
... SysOp's law #1 - New users always find the glitch.
... Sysop: Descendant of Aesop with a keyboard
... Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
... Sysoping: More fun than using Windoze
... Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job..
... Sysoping: Not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
... Sysops; the undoing of Big Brother.
... Take a minute to BEAT your Sysop.
... The SysOp wears a toupee.
... This communication link monitored by your Sysop.
... This is your sysop.   ĀĆ´­s s ou sĖsop  ug.
... To Continue Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS...
... To discover proper respect for authority, twit your sysop.
... To err is human, to forgive is against sysop policy!
... Unable To Locate Conference - Sysop.sys Lost.
... Unauthorized System Access.  Sysop Terminated.
... Wanna give Fido fits?  Address your message to SYSOP!"
... Want a stupid answer? Ask your sysop!
... Wanted: Sysops.  Some assembly required.
... Whip me, beat me, make me a SYSOP
... [ This space for rent - contact your sysop ]
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