From mmmoshko@wildstar.net Mon Dec 15 09:31:25 1997 Date: Tue, 5 Aug 1997 16:10:42 +0000 From: mmmoshko@wildstar.net To: mmmoshko@wildstar.net Subject: Joke Mail From A Friend Hi Phantom_o, your friend matee Moshkovits sent you a joke from Http://www.Jokes.com Aren't you lucky! The joke: Ten Ways to Tell if You Need Another Lawyer 10. He does whatever you tell him not to do . 9. He has a different wife from the last time you saw him. 8. He guarantees millions if he gets 75% of it . 7. He's got his kindergarten graduation certificate up on the wall with his very few others. 6. If he wears a cowboy hat. 5. If his office keeps moving from place to place. 4. If he winks at you while he claims your case. 3. If he use to be a postal worker. 2. If he loves Bob Dole. 1. If he keeps having secret meetings at your judge's house. A message from your friend: