From:	Teresa DaSilva 
Sent:	Thursday, July 30, 1998 10:57 AM
To:	Ailsa Hemans; Andrea Leach; Greg Hammond; John Prostran; Kirsty
Steffan; Lori Dermott; Tina Moroney; Victor  Shimla; Pauline Lacelle
(E-mail)
Subject:	FW: The Bride - thanks Hitesh

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor
asked him
how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted.  "I've got an eighteen year
old bride
who's pregnant and having my child!
What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell
you a
story.  I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never  missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a
hurry and
he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a
grizzly bear
appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella,  pointed it at the bear and squeezed
the
handle.And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied,  "No".
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man, "Someone else must
have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.