From: Gil Elgez [SMTP:GELG@kastenchase.com] Sent: Monday, September 14, 1998 5:51 PM To: Brian K; davemac; David Beron; eduardo; leor1; Marc Gauthier; miri; Mr Dobrovsky; Natalija Marsenic; sharon; vandi; Victor Shimla Subject: FW: Today's joke Ten Answers Men Would Like to Give to Woman's Stupid Questions But Never Will 1. No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex 2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat 3. You've got no chance of me calling you. 4. No, I won't be gentle 5. Of course you have to swallow 6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time 7. I hate your fucking friends 8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight. 9. I'd rather watch a porno 10. Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it. Eleven Things You Never Hear a Woman Say 1. Do you think this dress makes me look too slim 2. You take me out too much, can't we just stay in 3. A fake one will do 4. You look stressed out, let me give you a blow job 5. Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it 6. That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body 7. My mother is a real old bitch 8. No, No, you buy me too much already 9. Give it to me hard up the ass, big boy; you know I love it 10. What headache 11. Put your money away, let me buy the round