From mmmoshko@learn.senecac.on.ca Wed Nov 13 18:35:37 1996 Date: Wed, 13 Nov 1996 19:27:47 -0500 (EST) From: Matee Graphics Server To: mmmoshko@wildstar.net Subject: Fwd: A lot of Jokes... (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 13 Nov 1996 13:29:43 -0500 From: jonathan.mitelman@UTORONTO.CA To: Multiple recipients of list CHAT94 Subject: Fwd: A lot of Jokes... (fwd) >> >> --------------------------------------- >> >>John and Joe were twins and as is often the case with the twins they >>were alike in many ways. Only their best friends could tell them apart. >>John was a married man. Joe was a bachelor and his most cherished >>possession was a dilapidated old boat. >> >> A strange coincidence occurred. >> >> On the same day that John's wife died, Joe's boat sank: >> >> A few days later a kind hearted old lady met Joe, and mistaking him for >> John, said "I'm awfully sorry to hear of your misfortune. You must feel >> terrible...!" >> >> Joe, thinking she was referring to the loss of his boat, replied; "I'm >>not sorry, she was a rotten old thing from the start. Her bottom was all >>chewed up and she smelt like dead fish. The first time I got into her, >>she made water faster than anything that I've ever seen. She had a >>terrible crack in her bottom and a pretty bad hole in her front. Every >>time I used her the hole got bigger but it got so I could handle her all >>right, although when anyone else handled her she leaked like hell. But >>what really finished her was the four men from the other side of town. >>They asked me if they could hire her out. I agreed, but she was in bad >>condition. But being anxious to get going, they tried to get into her >>all at once. This was too much for the old girl. She cracked right up the >>middle and her bottom fell out." >> >>The old lady fainted. >> >