From: Meghan and Gord Willard [SMTP:meghanandgordw@globalserve.net] Sent: Saturday, August 01, 1998 11:27 AM To: src@central.on.caa.ca; ekp@grpwise.central.on.caa.ca; hwi@grpwise.central.on.caa.ca; jf1@grpwise.central.on.caa.ca; theresa@mlsi.com; vjwalker@sprint.ca Subject: Fw: WIFE What is a WIFE? Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG." Another guy says, "What's that?" The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy." Another one says, "My name is Jones, and I am a DINK. A girl asks, "What's that?" He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids." A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE." Larry says, "A WIFE? What's a WIFE?" She says, "You know, "Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."