From:	Gil Elgez [SMTP:GELG@kastenchase.com]
Sent:	Tuesday, September 15, 1998 12:29 PM
To:	Brian K; davemac; David Beron; eduardo; leor1; Marc Gauthier;
miri; Mr Dobrovsky; Natalija Marsenic; sharon; vandi; Victor  Shimla
Cc:	akuka@hotmail.com
Subject:	FW: World's Greatest

World's Greatest
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One afternoon, three close friends named Hercules, Sleeping
Beauty and Don Juan, sat by the river contemplating their lives. 
Bold and arrogant, Hercules exclaimed that he was surely 
the strongest person in the world. 
"That may be true", said Sleeping Beauty, "but I am better
because I am obviously the most beautiful person in the world".   
Don Juan laughed at both of them and said that without a
doubt, he must be the greatest person alive simply because
he had been with the most women.   
After several hours of argument, they decided to consult a
Guru for the truth.  
First, Hercules went into Guru's cave. A few moments later
he came out with a massive grin on his face. The Guru had
said that he was, in fact, the strongest person in the
world. He was very pleased. 
Sleeping beauty came out of the cave with a lovely smile:
"It is true! I AM the most beautiful woman in the world!" 
Moments later a distraught Don Juan came stomping out of 
the cave: "Who the hell is Bill Clinton!!???"